Sempurna Kusutnya…

June 28, 2008

Kali ini si Mbah absen dari cerita ini.. ceritanya dua murid Mbah lagi ngobrol …

Murid 1:Eh, Inget ga botol-botol yang Si Mbah kasih waktu pulang dari gunung?
Murid 2:Oh, yang kalau dibuka keluar udara gunung itu bukan? Iya tuh.. terus ada udara pantai, udara lembah.. wuih.. semuanya bikin seger..
Murid 1: Nah saya ada ide nih! Gimana kalau kita bikin terus jual botol udara daerah sini?
Murid 2: Wuih, Daerah Demak kota!? Siapa yang mau beli? Udah bau kotoran kuda, bau asep, bau sampah dan jutaan bau tak sedap lainnya berkumpul jadi satu..
Murid 1: Nah, justru itu… kan orang lain g ada yang mikir! Semuanya jual botol daerah pinggiran kan? pasti banyak Saingan dan bosen tuh… kalo daerah kota kan belum ada yang jual! Rencana saya sangat Sempurna!
Murid 2: Iya sempurna…. Sempurna kusutnya…

Charmless Man ~ Blur

June 21, 2008

I met him in a crowded room
Where people go to drink away their gloom
He sat me down and so began
The story of a charmless man
Educated the expensive way
He knows his claret from his beaujolais
I think he’d like to have been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn’t make him that way

He thinks he’s educated, heirs those family shares
Will protect him, we’ll respect him
He moves in circles of friends who just pretend
That they like him, he does the same to them
And when you put it all together
There’s the model of a charmless man

He knows the swingers and their cavalry
Says he can get in anywhere for free
I began to go a little cross-eyed
And from this charmless man I just had to hide

He talks at speed he gets nosebleeds
He doesn’t see his days are tumbling down upon him
And yet he tries so hard to please
He’s just so keen for you to listen
But no-one’s listening
And when you put it all together there’s the model of a charmless man

Themesong saya…hehehehe….

Escape

The must have of all Commander, Escape ability. It’s better to life and fight another day rather than die in vain. You must always have an escape plan before entering a battle. It might save your life and thousands other. It’s a bit embarrasing but it’s better than to die in vain. The Proper escape must always leave nothing of your important items behind. Scorched earth tactic is the best escape tactic but it might hurt yourself when advancing once more..

Music?

June 3, 2008

Sedang tidak ada ide… jadi sy mo cerita cerita tiga genre music yang saya paling suka… heheheee

Apa Aja?

The Importance of Timing

The most crucial factor of War is time, man can be Replaced, Weapon can be repaired, while Time lost is lost forever. It’s perfect timing that matters, a small army can defeat a great nation on perfect timing, while huge and modern army can be destroyed with wrong timing. To pick a perfect timing, you must always be ready for the worst. Too Early and you might have a heavy casualties, while too late and you’re History.

5:15 ~ The Who

May 17, 2008

Why should I care?
Why should I care?

Girls of fifteen
Sexually knowing
The ushers are sniffing
Eau-de-cologning
The seats are seductive
Celibate sitting
Pretty girls digging
Prettier women.

Magically bored
On a quiet street corner
Free frustration
In our minds and our toes
Quiet storm water
M-m-my generation
Uppers and downers
Either way blood flows

Inside outside
Leave me alone
Inside outside
Nowhere is home
Inside outside
Where have I been?
Out of my brain on the five fifteen
Out of my brain on a train

On a raft in the quarry
Slowly sinking
On the back of a lorry
Holy hitching
Dreadfully sorry
Apple scrumping
Born in the war
Birthday punching

He man drag
In the glittering ballroom
Greyly outrageous
In my high heel shoes
Tightly undone
They know what they’re showing
Sadly ecstatic
That their heroes are news

Inside outside
Leave me alone
Inside outside
Nowhere is home
Inside outside
Where have I been?
Out of my brain on the five fifteen
Out of my brain on a train

Why should I care?
Why should I care?

Eleventh Day of May

May 11, 2008

Eleventh Day of May…

Ada apa?

Yaa… Gitulah…

April 25, 2008

Setelah ditag dua orang… yasudah… lagipula lg males posting serius..(emang sejak kapan pernah serius?)

Oke..

hehehe

Words (10)

April 11, 2008

I’m out of Idea.. so..

“Only give your opponent two choice. Be your ally or be destroyed”

Kembali ke si Mbah dan Muridnya… Si Mbah diundang datang ke sebuah rapat kerajaan… Dia dan seorang muridnya berangkat menuju sebuah balai pertemuan.

Murid: Mbah, kok bajunya sederhana begitu? Nggak malu apa di depan Pamong Praja pakai pakaian begitu?
Mbah: Muridku, penampilan itu tidak penting. Yang penting dalam sebuah rapat yang penting itu keikutsertaan kita.
Murid: Iya mbah…

Sesampainya di Balai.Mbah dan Muridnya ditahan Security. (Lha, emang Zaman Demak wes ono Sekuriti?)

Security: Pengemis dan Pengamen dilarang masuk!
(Sambil ngusir Mbah dan Muridnya)
Mbah: WONG NDABLEK! AKU DIKIRA PENGEMIS! SESAT,SESAT TUH RAPAT!